Moldy Peaches to play at the RNC

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Anyone else suspect that the Republican National Committee is pushing the “Juno” ticket?

     McCain’s VP choice, Sarah Palin, has a newborn with Down Syndrome. At the announcement, her oldest daughter Bristol was carrying Trig.  Then rumors came out that, ala “Desperate Housewives,” that Sarah faked her pregnancy to cover up that Bristol was carryingTrig. Now that rumor has been squashed by the latest truth put forth: Bristol is five months preggers by a young lad named Levi.
     So if McCain & Palin win, and her daughter goes into labor on inauguration day, what will be her choice?
     Of course the RNC is pushing the release of rumors about this sordidness on the DNC. From Reuters;”A senior McCain official said its camp had no evidence that the campaign of Democrat Barack Obamawas pushing the story, but said the blog rumors circulating on websites that appeared to support Obama had the effect of being “a real anchor around the Democratic ticket.” Obama refuted that idea. “”We don’t go after people’s families. We don’t get them involved in the politics. It’s not appropriate and it’s not relevant. Our people were not involved in any way in this and they will not be. And if I ever thought there was somebody in my campaign that was involved in something like that, they’d be fired,” Obama said.”
     In any case, I think it would be appropriate to ask The Moldy Peaches to play at the Republican Convention. Don’t you?